July 7, 2005

Jestem (2005) ***

Election (2005) **

One of Johnnie To's weakest films.

Pitbull (2005) ***

Perhaps Love (2005) ***

House of Sand (2005) ***

Das Goebbels Experiment (2005) ***

God Save The King (2005) ***

Flower And Snake 2 (2005) ***


Dear Wendy (2005) ***

La Suerta esta echada (2005) **

Argentinian film directed by Sebastian Borensztein.

Be With Me (2005) *

Boring film from Singapore.

The Zero Years (2005) ***

The film is available on YouTube here.

2 Girls (2005) ***

According to a comment on imdb, ''this is one of those rare films we see in the world today that will change one's life. It is also a revolutionary film for the Turkish cinema, finally an intelligent and sensitive departure from the stupid slap sticks of the recent years toward bone dry reality about everyday Turkish life.'' The film in question is ''2 Girls'', directed by E. Kutlug Ataman. It tells a story of two young girls from Istanbul who develop a very close friendship. One girl, Behiye (Feride Cetin) is a rebellious lesbian firebrand with a shock of vermillion-colored hair, flaming purple lipstick and a temper to match. She falls in love with Handan (Vildan Atasever), a vivacious blonde raised by a single mother. Unfortunately, Handan is straight (complete with an asshole boyfriend), but that seems only to excite Behiye even more. So, instead of being a predictable melodrama about a pair of lesbians persecuted by a puritanical Islamic society, ''2 Girls'' is a complex, nuanced film about sexual attraction, unrequited love, jealousy and betrayal. 

Sangre (2005) ***

Sophie Scholl: The Final Days (2005) *

Komornik (2005) **

Caché (2005) *

Sex And Philosophy (2005) ***

A typical film from Mohsen Makhmalbaf. Beautiful, but slightly less impressive than his previous Tajikistani effort, "The Silence" (1998).

June 6, 2005

Tsotsi (2005) ***

Mrs Henderson Presents (2005) ***



Those prudish Brits sure love movies about kinky plebeians: from "The Full Monty" to "Calendar Girls" and now "Mrs Henderson Presents". English directors seem to be particularly excited by erotic stories of ordinary people disrobing for a noble cause. This time, we are in World War II London. German bombs are falling. But brave men and women on Churchill’s island bravely resist the Nazis. And nobody resists more nobly and heroically than brave nude actresses at the Windmill Theatre (which remains open every day despite the Blitz) as they courageously disrobe to cheer the young soldiers as they go into battle. The film’s greatest and most touching scene takes place during an air raid, when a particularly heavy bombing briefly disrupts a performance, almost forcing most actresses to flee. But one girl (Kelly Reilly) quickly regains her composure and resumes her nude pose (while making a victory sign), and so all the other performers return on stage as well. This great "there is Jackson standing like a stone wall" moment is guaranteed to bring the tears to the eyes of any audience, while also being erotically arousing. Directed by Stephen Frears, "Mrs Henderson Presents" is a wonderful illustration of that famed British "stiff upper lip". Judi Dench and Bob Hoskins are both in particularly fine comic form, but it’s Kelly Reilly who really steals the show as a brave English lass who finds not only fame, but also glory and respect as London’s most famous nude performer.

Lie With Me (2005) ***

Abducted By Daleks (2005) ***

Saint Ralph (2005) **

May 5, 2005

These Girls (2005) ***

An uneven, but sexy Canadian comedy about three young women - Caroline Dhavernas (''Wonderfalls''), Holly Lewis and Amanda Walsh - who seduce a married man. They essentially blackmail the poor guy into sleeping with all of them on a rotating basis until he is no longer able to endure the situation. The film has a peculiar sense of morality - it is very sympathetic towards its oversexed vixen heroines, while the guy is criticized primarily for cheating on his wife. Directed by John Hazlett, ''These Girls" is far from being entirely successful - the third act goes off the rails and the ending is far from satisfactory - but the picture is still memorable for its sexual anarchy, deft touches of black humour and especially a bravura performance by Holly Lewis. 

La Vie avec mon père (2005) ***

Petit Pow! Pow! Noël (2005) ***

Jimmywork (2005) ***

Horloge biologique (2005) ***

Les Voleurs d'enfance (2005) *

Very demagogic, often self-contradictory documentary about child protection service in Quebec.

Saints-Martyrs-des-Damnés (2005) *

Maurice Richard (2005) **

Maman Last Call (2005) **

Idole instantanée (2005) *

Les Boys IV (2005) *

Aurore (2005) *

May 4, 2005

Le Survenant (2005) **

Les États-Unis d’Albert (2005) *

April 4, 2005

Six Shooter (2005) ****

Oscar winning Irish short about an older man, whose wife has died that morning, who encounters a strange and possibly psychotic young man during a train ride.

Le Baiser (2005) ****

Hilarious pastiche of silent movies, with a brechtian twist.

Une Chapelle blanche (2005) ****

Excellent short film about religion and modern life.

Don't Cha (2005) ****

A terrific Pussycat Dolls music video directed by Paul Hunter.

Hung Up (2005) ***


Diet Pepsi Truck (2005) ***


Speed Of Sound (2005) ***

Excellent music video directed by Mark Romanek.

Le Canape rouge (2005) ***

Believe (2005) ***

A Chemical Brothers music video directed by Nic and Dom.

La Méthode Morin (2005) ***

Hilarious mockumentary about an independent filmmaker.

Proceedings (2005) ***


Traumata (2005) ***

When I'M Gone (2005) ***


A mains nues (2005) ***

Les Jouets (2005) ***

Short film about a man who has a complicated relationship with childhood.

L'Air de rien (2005) ***

Memorable short film.

Les Petits hommes vieux (2005) **

Like a zombie movie, but with old people instead of zombies. A sci-fi horror short from France.

Close Up (2005) **

A tarantinesque short film from France.

Tennessee (2005) **

A study in contrast between a racy soundtrack and mundane imagery.

L'Hiver longtemps (2005) *

Boring documentary about a retired sailor and his wife.

Le Rouge au sol (2005) *

A short film about a broken man.

Somewhere (2005) *

French short starring Yvan Attal.

Dog's Life (2005) ***

The Moon And The Son (2005) ***

Oscar-winning autobiographical cartoon about the relationship between a father and his son. Full title: "The Moon And The Son: An Imagined Conversation".

The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello (2005) ***

A visually magnificent, Oscar-nominated, animated film from Australia.

9 (2005) ***

Excellent sci-fi cartoon set in a post-apocalyptic future. Nominated for an Oscar, it was followed by a feature film, "9" (2009).

One Man Band (2005) ***

A Pixar cartoon about two musicians competing against each other.

Ninja: The Vengeance (2005) ***



Badgered (2005) **

An average British cartoon with a anti-nuclear theme. Nominated for an Oscar.

At The Quinte Hotel (2005) **

Imaginative animated short illustrating a poem by Al Purdy. Directed by Bruce Alcock ("Vive la rose").

March 3, 2005

Rome: Season 1 (2005) ****


Weeds: Season 1 (2005) ***

24: Season 5 (2005) ***

Six Feet Under: Season 5 (2005) ***


Lost: Season 2 (2005) ****


All About Anna (2005) ***

February 2, 2005

Darwin's Nightmare (2005) **

Depressing documentary about an invasive fish species in Lake Victoria and other problems in Africa.

Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005) **

Informative, but conventional documentary about corruption and regulation.

Walk The Line (2005) **

The New World (2005) **

Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005) **

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe (2005) **

January 1, 2005

Syriana (2005) *

Prime (2005) *

War Of The Worlds (2005) *

Probably Steven Spielberg's worst film.

Elizabethtown (2005) *

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) *

Another Winnie the Pooh adventure.

December 12, 2004

Top 10 Films of 2004

1. "Collateral" (Michael Mann, USA)

2. "Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban" (Alfonso Cuaron, USA)

3. ''Sideways'' (Alexander Payne, USA)

4. ''Downfall'' (Oliver Hirschbiegel, Germany)

5. ''Antares'' (Gotz Spielmann, Austria)

6. ''Samaritan Girl'' (Kim Ki-Duk, South Korea)


8. "House Of The Flying Daggers" (Zhang Yimou, China)

9. ''Innocence" (Lucile Hadzihalilovic, France)

10. "Turtles Can Fly" (Bahman Ghobadi, Iran)


Other great films:

20:30:40 (Taiwan)
2046 (Hong Kong)
3-Iron (South Korea)
4 (Russia)
Blood (Canada)
L'Esquive (France)
Head On (Germany)
Immortel (France)
Ma mere (France)
Notre musique (Switzerland)
Only Human (Spain)
Pregi (Poland)
Somersault (Australia)
Triple agent (France)
Tropical Malady (Thailand)
Tsumugi (Japan)


Top 10 Guilty Pleasures of 2004:

1. "My Summer Of Love" (Pawel Pawlikowski, UK)

2. "The Dreamers" (Bernardo Bertolucci, Searchlight)

3. "Or Mon trésor" (Keren Yedaya, Israel)

4. "Sex Is Comedy" (Catherine Breillat, France)

5. "Contra todos" (Roberto Moreira, Brazil)

6. "Anatomie de l'enfer" (Catherine Breillat, France)

7. "Rois et reine" (Arnaud Desplechin, France)

8. "9 Songs" (Michael Winterbottom, UK)

9. "Flower And Snake" (Takashi Ishii, Japan)

10. "The Masseuse" (Paul Thomas, USA)


Short Top 3:

1. "Wasp" (Andrea Arnold, UK)

2. "Little Terrorist" (Ashvin Kumar, India)

3. "Everything In This Country Must" (Gary McKendry, UK)


Other great shorts:

Fajnie ze jestes (Poland)
Self-Contained

Top 3 Music Videos:

1. "Toxic" (Joseph Kahn, Britney Spears)

2. "Take Me Out" (Jonas Odell, Franz Ferdinand)

3. "Drop It Like It's Hot" (Paul Hunter, Snoop Doggy Dog)


Other great music videos:

Protege-moi (France)

Top Commercial:

"Geico Lawyer" (Geico)


Other great commercials:

Karate Explosion

TV Top 5:

1. "Lost: Season 1" (ABC)

2. "Wonderfalls" (Fox)

3. "The Wire: Season 3" (HBO)

4. "The Sopranos: Season 5" (HBO)

5. "Six Feet Under: Season 4" (HBO)


Other great TV shows:

24: Season 4

Cartoon Top 3:

1. "Lorenzo" (Mike Gabriel, Disney)

2. "Ryan" (Chris Landreth, NFB)

3. "Gopher Broke" (Jeff Fowler, USA)


Other great cartoons:

Birthday Boy (South Korea)

Weak films of 2004:

36 quai des Orfèvres (France)
Les Aimants (Canada)
Birth
The Blue Butterfly (Canada)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (UK)
Camping sauvage (Canada)
Childstar (Canada)
Les Choristes (France)
The Terminal
Troy
Twist (Canada)
Vera Drake (UK)

Weak shorts:

Priere pour refusniks (France)
Si cinq rois valaient cette dame (France)
Two Cars One Night (New Zealand)

Weak cartoons:

The Guard Dog