La Femme de chambre de Titanic (1999) *

Directed by Bigras Luna. With Olivier Martinez, Romane Bohringer and Aitana Sanchez-Gijon. Weird drama about a young man (Martinez) who falls in love with a chambermaid from the "Titanic", and insists on telling everyone about his infatuation. Not surprisingly, his wife (Bohringer) isn't amused. Iberic helmer Luna, best known for his erotic celebrations of Latin machismo, comes up with a singularly boring and unarrousing piece of crap.