A disastrous adaptation of Lewis Carroll's immortal classic, literally massacred by Tim Burton and turned into a boring action flick with a finale straight out of "Transformers". Even Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen cannot save this undigestible turkey. Watch the 1951 animated Disney version instead (still the finest adaptation ever, despite all the idiots claiming otherwise) or the 1976 porno version (probably the closest to what Carroll actually had in mind when he wrote the story).
January 1, 2010
Alice In Wonderland (2010) *
A disastrous adaptation of Lewis Carroll's immortal classic, literally massacred by Tim Burton and turned into a boring action flick with a finale straight out of "Transformers". Even Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen cannot save this undigestible turkey. Watch the 1951 animated Disney version instead (still the finest adaptation ever, despite all the idiots claiming otherwise) or the 1976 porno version (probably the closest to what Carroll actually had in mind when he wrote the story).
