Barney's Great Adventure (1998) *

That annoying purple dinosaur is back (where are thugs with baseball bats when you need them?). If pre-school kids love him, it only proves how dumb they are. Apparently, they will swallow anything, even crayons. It's a real shame that such utterly mediocre film is being shoved down their throats, while superior kidpics like "Pippi Longstocking" and "The Borrowers" are ignored.