June 6, 1986

Castaway (1986) ***

Amanda Donohoe is a young English woman who volunteers to live for one year on a deserted tropical island with a middle-aged man.

My Beautiful Laundrette (1986) ***

April 4, 1986

Bois ton cafe (1986) *****

Precious Images (1986) ****

A cross-cut of nearly 100 years of American movies. It won an Oscar for Best Short Film. Updated in 1996.

Meetin' WA (1986) ***

Jean-Luc Godard interviews Woody Allen. Playful.

Sledgehammer (1986) ***


King Of Sex (1986) ***

La Fessée (1986) ***

L'Eleve (1986) ***

Big Time (1986) ***


Wild Wild Life (1986) ***


Mr Right (1986) ***


The Masters Of Disaster (1986) **

Oscar-nominated short documentary about chess players.

Women - For America For The World (1986) *

Another series of platitudes about the danger of nuclear war.

Lupo The Butcher (1986) ****

Gory, but hilarious cartoon about a butcher. A cult favorite.

The Frog The Dog And The Devil (1986) ****

A spectacular cartoon from New Zealand - a superbly directed and visually magnificent film about a drunken cowboy suffering from hallucinations. An Academy Award nominee.

Broken Down Film (1986) ****

A silent cartoon about a brave cowboy. The film breaks down every ten seconds, helping the hero to to save a girl tied to the railway tracks. A wonderfully brechtian deconstruction of the film-making and film-viewing experiences.

Set In Motion (1986) ***

Brief film about room furniture moving freely around.

Royal Flush (1986) ***

Bathroom utilities rebel against their huge, disgusting owner. Brief, but witty.

Mongo Makongo (1986) ***

A trip into tropical jungle full of exotic plants and animals. A visually striking cartoon, very beautiful.

Sweet Dreams Luv (1986) ***

A Greek Tragedy (1986) ***

Every Dog's Guide To Complete Home Safety (1986) ***

Hilarious cartoon about countless dangers threatening a careless family.

The Characters (1986) ***

A couple is under assault from a bunch of letters.

Luxo Jr (1986) ***

A little lamp is playing with a ball. Pixar's first film and one of the earliest examples of computer animation. Nominated for an Oscar. Directed by John Lasseter.

Adam (1986) ***

Weird cartoon set in a post-apocalyptic future. It's a grim allegory about the nuclear war.

When Bats Are Quiet (1986) ***

A mysterious man is searching for a haunted house, with a flashlight, at night, during a rainstorm. Atmospheric, well animated, spooky little film.

Snookles (1986) ***

Brief one-joke cartoon about a baby dragon befriending a cute little birdy.

Heure des anges (1986) **

Codirected by B.Pojar and J.Drouin. Story of a man who falls in love with a beautiful woman, but temporarily looses his eyesight. It's basically a puppet-animated film that uses the pinscreen technique to animate the backgrounds. A co-production between Canada's NFB and Czechoslovakia. **

Augusta Kneading (1986) **

Augusta's culinary abilities leave much to be desired, but she finally succeeds in filling her pot.

Augusta Feeds Her Child (1986) **

Clay animation film about a mother trying to feed her baby.

Animation Has No Borders (1986) **

Semi-abstract cartoon set to the music of "The Internationale", created by 36 animators from various countries.

Quest: A Long Ray's Journey Into Light (1986) *

The view of a futuristic city. An early demonstration of the potential of computer animation.

Si seulement (1986) *

Two beer-drinking pals are killing worms and insects, while on vacation on a tropical island. The film uses some 2-D computer animation.

March 3, 1986

Cheers: Thanksgiving Orphans (1986) ***


Yes Prime Minister: Grand Design (1986) ***

The first episode of "Yes Prime Minister".

Yes Prime Minister: The Key (1986) *****

The greatest episode in the entire series.

Yes Prime Minister: The Smoke Screen (1986) ***

Yes Prime Minister: A Real Partnership (1986) ***

Yes Prime Minister: Bishop's Gambit (1986) ***

Yes Prime Minister: Ministerial Broadcast (1986) ***

The Singing Detective (1986) ***

Kabaret Olgi Lipinskiej: Kabaret Sylwestrowy (1986) *

Prawie wszystkie piosenki to powtorki z poprzednich kabaretow Olgi Lipinskiej. Piosenki:

"Pan bohaty" *
"Motyl" ("Niespodzianka") *
"Na lonie" ("Jajko") *
"Wesola dwururka" ("Gallux Show: Wieczor 6") *
"Nie ma ratunku" ("Gallux Show: Wieczor 10") *
"Pozegnanie z krawatami" ("Gallux Show: Wieczor 7") **
"Wspomnij mnie" **
"Tylko walczyk" ("Gallux Show: Wieczor 6") **
"W pewnej krakowskiej piekarni" **

El Ojete de Lulu (1986) ***

Fantasies (1986) ***

Alternatywy 4 (1986) ***

February 2, 1986

Crimes Of The Heart (1986) **

Southern melodrama about three crazy sisters in a small Mississippi town, one of whom has just shot her husband.

The Mosquito Coast (1986) **

Harrison Ford plays a crazed inventor who moves his family into the jungle of Central America.

Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) **

This film offers a variation on the "Back To The Future" formula.

Ruthless People (1986) **

Amusing comedy about a nasty millionaire (Danny DeVito) trying to get rid of his fat and nagging wife (Bette Midler).

An American Tail (1986) **

A Russian mouse emigrates to America. Songs:

"There Are No Cats In America" *
"Never Say Never" *
"Somewhere Out There" **
"The Cossack Cats"
"The Storm"
"Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor"
"The Market Place"
"Releasing The Secret Weapon"
"A Duo"
"A Great Fire"
"Reunited"
"Flying Away"

Down And Out In Beverly Hills (1986) **

An inferior remake of Renoir's "Boudu sauve des eaux" (1932).

Legal Eagles (1986) **

Robert Redford, Debra Winger and Darryl Hannah in a moderately entertaining legal comedy.

January 1, 1986

The Karate Kid. Part II (1986) *

Disappointing sequel to the 1984 hit.

Pirates (1986) *

Roman Polanski's worst film ever, a boring and pointless pirate flick.

The Golden Child (1986) *

One of Eddie Murphy's worst films. It's hard to believe he would follow "Beverly Hills Cop" with this one. This and Stallone's "Cobra" made 1986 "The Year of Bad Follow-ups".

Cobra (1986) *

Sylvester Stallone's worst action film. It's hard to believe he would follow "Rambo" (1985) with this one. Quote: "Crime is a disease. I am the cure". This and Eddie Murphy's "The Golden Child" made 1986 "The Year of Bad Follow-ups".

December 12, 1985

Top 10 Films of 1985

1. "Brazil" (Terry Gilliam, UK)

2. "Runaway Train" (Andrei Konchalovsky, USA)

3. "The Purple Rose Of Cairo" (Woody Allen, USA)

4. "Come And See" (Elem Klimov, Soviet Union)

5. "Colonel Redl" (István Szabó, Hungary)

6. "The Emerald Forest" (John Boorman, USA)

7. "Ran" (Akira Kurosawa, Japan)

8. "Prizzi's Honor" (John Huston, USA)

9. "The Company Of Wolves" (Neil Jordan, UK)

10. "After Hours" (Martin Scorsese, USA)


Other great films:

Angry Harvest (Germany)
Bez konca (Poland)
The Coca-Cola Kid (Australia)
Le Declic (France)
Detective (France)
Elvis Gratton (Canada)
Mr Vampire (Hong Kong)
Nadzor (Poland)
Och Karol (Poland)
Perinbaba (Czechoslovakia)
Police (France)
Police Story (Hong Kong)
Pulgasari (North Korea)
Shoah (France)
Silverado
Subway (France)
Sugarbaby (Germany)


Top 10 Guilty Pleasures of 1985:

1. "Silip" (Elwood Perez, Philippines)

2. "Bliss" (Ray Lawrence, Australia)

3. "Je vous salue Marie" (Switzerland)

4. "Lifeforce" (Tobe Hooper, UK)

5. "L'Amour braque" (Andrzej Zulawski, France)

6. "Piccoli fuochi" (Peter Del Monte, Italy)

7. "Shauna: Every Man’s Fantasy" (Roberta Findlay, USA)

8. "The Grafenberg Spot" (Artie Mitchell, USA)

9. "Massacre In Dinosaur Valley" (Michele Massimo Tarantini, Brazil)

10. "Women In Fury" (Michele Massimo Tarantini, Brazil)


Short Top 3:

1. "Le Livre de Marie" (Anne-Marie Miéville, Switzerland)

2. "I Hate You Now" (Richard Kern, USA)

3. "Rainbow War" (Bob Rogers, Canada)


Other great shorts:


Top 3 Music Videos:

1. "Take On Me" (Steve Barron, A-Ha)

2. "Cry" (Godley and Creme, Godley and Creme)

3. "Don't Stop The Dance" (Jean-Baptiste Mondino, Bryan Ferry)


Other great music videos:

Don't Come Around Here No More
Money For Nothing

Top Commercial:

"Varför ska vi bry oss om varandra?" (Roy Andersson, Sweden)


Other great commercials:

HSB-Spjalsangen (Sweden)
Lemmings
Lotto-Familjen (Sweden)

TV Top 3:

1. "Moonlighting: The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice" (Peter Werner, ABC)

2. "Miami Vice: Out Where The Buses Don't Run" (Jim Johnston, NBC)

3. "Miami Vice: Evan" (Rob Cohen, NBC)


Cartoon Top 3:

1. "Jack Mac And Rad Boy Go!" (Wes Archer, USA)

2. "The Big Snit" (Richard Condie, NFB, Canada)

3. "Get A Job" (Brad Caslor, NFB, Canada)


Other great cartoons:

78 Tours (Switzerland)

Weak films of 1985:

Agnes Of God
Crimewave