April 4, 1994

Da Viss (1994) ****

Directed by Didier Flamano. Bizarre film (set in a bizarre department store) about bizarre people speaking a bizarre language. Nominated for an Academy Award. A Cesar winner.

Une Rose entre nous (1994) ****

Buddy Holly (1994) ****

An excellent music video by Weezer, a post-modernist homage to "Happy Days". Edited by Eric Zumbrunnen and directed by Spike Jonze. It was nominated for five MTV Video Music Awards (including best video), winning in four categories (best director, editing, breakthrough and alternative).

Emilie Muller (1994) ****

Directed by Yvon Marciano. An actress is auditioning for a role by talking about the contents of a purse.

Alicia (1994) ***

Liberation (1994) ***

A superb Pet Shop Boys' music video directed by Howard Greenhalgh. Beautiful, computer-animated imagery.

Donkey (1994) ***


Wet (1994) ***

89 mm od Europy (1994) ***

Directed by M.Lozinski. Trains in Europe travel on tracks that are 1435 mm wide. The width of the train tracks in the former Soviet Union is 1524 mm. The difference is 89 mm.

Sabotage (1994) ***

A Beastie Boys music video directed by Spike Jonze.

Crazy (1994) ***

An Aerosmith video starring Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler.

Bridge (1994) ***

Amusing short about a card game.

Roadkill (1994) ***

Closer (1994) ***

Scratch Ticket (1994) **

Directed by J.Fawcett. A short film from Alberta, about two young guys winning an instant lottery ticket and getting into trouble. It won the First Prize for Short Film at the Montreal Film Festival.

The Passion Of John Ruskin (1994) **

An art critic cannot bring himself to deflower his beautiful wife (Neve Campbell).

My Sweet Peony (1994) **

A guide at the Chinese Garden in Montreal encounters some weird people. Length: 31 min.

Action vérité (1994) **

A game of "Truth or dare".

Untouched (1994) *

Short drama about virginity.

Bob's Birthday (1994) ****

A dentist ruins his surprise birthday party.

Sortie de bain (1994) ****

Gary Larson's Tales From The Far Side (1994) ****

A fine parody of "Frankenstein", "The Brady Bunch" and countless other films and TV shows. It begins in a rustic setting (with cows, sheeps etc.), features a segment with insects on an airplane, and continues with a porcine Brady Bunch. It's a superb, incredibly inventive cartoon. Where else could one see an erudite carrot (reading a book, no less) being plucked from the ground and devoured?

El Heroe (1994) ***

The Janitor (1994) ***

A reinterpretation of biblical events, told from the point of view of God's janitor.

Triangle (1994) ***

Artiste (1994) ***

A young girl slowly discovers her musical talent.

Animastress (1994) ***

The horrible realities of industrial chicken farming are denounced with biting humor and cruel satire.

The Wooden Leg (1994) ***

Melancholic cartoon about a young girl with a wooden leg. Animation consists of etchings on negative.

Ex-enfant (1994) ***

A 13-year-old boy is drafted into the army. An impressive cartoon about the ravages of war. Like all Drouin's films, it uses the pinscreen animation technique (also known as the Alexeiff-Parker method).

The Big Story (1994) ***

Very short cartoon with three Kirk Douglases at different stages of his career.

Switchcraft (1994) **

A man tries to catch an elusive mouse. Directed by K.Bronzit.

My Boyfriend Gave Me Peaches (1994) **

Directed by A.M.Fleming. Two girls are singing a weird song.

The Barber Of Seville (1994) **

A puppet-animated adaptation of Rossini's famous opera.

Automania (1994) **

A poor chap cannot open his car, but still refuses to take the bus or even a bicycle. If it wasn't for his daughter's roller skates, he never would have made it to work.

I Love My Work (1994) **

Directed by A.M.Fleming. Crudely drawn, but quite amusing little cartoon.

Watching TV (1994) **

A condemnation of violence on television.

Tournoi (1994) **

Two kids are playing chess.

Divine Fate (1994) **

A pretentious New Age fantasy full of spiritual mumbo-jumbo. Visually very imaginative, but hopelessly naive in its anti-technological preachiness.

Sleepy Guy (1994) **

Computer-animated film about sweet dreams and harsh realities.

Overdose (1994) **

The daily routine of a child: breakfast, school, homework and bed. Over and over again.

Carmen (1994) **

Rotoscoping was used in this adaptation of Bizet's famous opera.

Odeur de ville (1994) *

A cartoon about a woman and her cat.

Baroque'n Roll (1994) *

Puppet-animated film about racial tolerance. It's about children playing on a thin ice.

Le Moine et le poisson (1994) *

Oscar-nominated cartoon about a monk chasing a fish.

Jonas et Lisa (1994) *

A rather simplistic film about an evil stepfather.

Au bord du lac (1994) *

Semi-abstract film that won the Second Prize (short subject) at the Montreal Film Festival.

Alpsee (1994) *

Directed by Matthias Muller. Experimental film about a young boy. The most memorable scene - milk flood.

Garden Of Regrets (1994) *

Meandering cartoon full of vivid images.

Cave canem (1994) *

Boring film about moon-worshippers in an ancient desert city.

Printemps (1994) *

A weak cartoon set to the music by Vivaldi.

March 3, 1994

Johnny Carson: The Master Of Laughs (1994) ***

Johnny Carson: The King Of Late Night (1994) ***

NYPD Blue: Abandando Abandoned ((1994) ***


Kabaret Olgi Lipinskiej: Wart palac Paca (1994) ***

Piosenki:

"A moze krol" ***
"On za duzy a ona za mala" **
"Notatki z nieudanych rekolekcji paryskich" *
"Tokszok to tega glowa" **
"Zacałuj mnie na śmierć" ("Skumbrie w tomacie") **
"Cyrk"  **
"Kici kici" *
"Zbudz sie narodzie" **

Le Parfum de Mathilde (1994) ***



The Kingdom (1994) ***


Frasier: The Matchmaker (1994) ****


Kabaret Olgi Lipinskiej: Kto kogo w konia (1994) ***

Piosenki:

"Nie ma czarnego" **
"Cos gadaja" **
"Nie donos na mnie" *
"Ciele placze" *
"Koledzy tak byc nie moze" ("Wesolych Swiat") *
"Szczur pod podloga" **
"Nie moje malpy nie moj cyrk" **
"Handlarze marzen" **

Kabaret Olgi Lipinskiej: Bedzie jak byc musi (1994) ***

Piosenki:

"Bomba w gore Lizodupki" *
"Mucha" *
"Piosenka na zamowienie rzadowe" *
"A zoladki jednakowe" ("Nasi i elektorscy") **
"Zosia" **
"Kozakiewicza gest" **

Kabaret Olgi Lipinskiej: I po balu (1994) ***

Piosenki:

"Festi Nativitatis Christi laudes czyli pochwala Bozego Narodzenia" **
"Nieznany rekopis St. Wyspianskiego" **
"Udusimy cerwonego kura" **
"Malkontent" **
"Hej, uzyjmy zywota" *
"Dolary" *
"Dysproporcje" **
"Cicha noc" *
"I po balu" **

February 2, 1994

Color Of Night (1994) **

Seriously deranged film about seriously deranged people. Weird thriller with very steamy sex scenes between Bruce Willis and Jane March.

Nobody's Fool (1994) **

Paul Newman is superb in this pleasant film set in a sleepy little town.

The New Age (1994) **

Judy Davis and James Woods star in this bizarre black comedy, directed by Michael Tolkin.

Mrs Parker And The Vicious Circle (1994) **

Slightly pretentious drama about the famous New York writer. The film's highlights are Robert Benchley's brilliantly satiric "lectures". Jennifer Jason Leigh gives an excellent performance as Dorothy Parker.

The Madness Of King George (1994) **

Tragicomical historical drama starring Nigel Hawthorne as George III.

Federal Hill (1994) **

Intelligent film about two close friends from an Italian neighborhood in Providence, Rhode Island.

Wyatt Earp (1994) **

This epic western, directed by Lawrence Kasdan, isn't half as bad as most critics have claimed. It's a flawed, but very interesting film (especially in the first hour).

What Happened Was (1994) **

A man and a woman talk.

Vanya On 42nd Street (1994) **

An adaptation of Chekhov's "Uncle Vanya".

Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey (1994) **

Incredible true story of Leon Therem, Russian-born inventor of an electronic musical instrument who was kidnapped by the Soviet secret police from his New York appartment.

Romeo Is Bleeding (1994) **

Were it not for excessive pathos, this uneven black comedy might be quite watchable. It's an extremely unpleasant, sickenly violent, but occasionally brilliant film noir.

The River Wild (1994) **

Clearly inspired by "Deliverance" (1972), it's an effective thriller starring Meryl Streep and Kevin Bacon.

Princess Caraboo (1994) **

Simple story of a mysterious girl found in England and believed to be an Asian princess, kidnapped by sailors.

January 1, 1994

The Pagemaster (1994) *

Boring animated film about a little boy (Macaulay Culkin), who becomes a cartoon character and has many adventures.

North (1994) *

A mean-spirited, terribly unfunny comedy about an 11-year old boy who wants to divorce his parents. A failure in all respects.

Mesmer (1994) *

Slow-moving biography of the famous 18th-century doctor, whose unorthodox cures earned him the scorn of the medical establishment. Alan Rickman's fine performance earned him a best actor nod at the Montreal Film Festival.

Legends Of The Fall (1994) *

Everyone's hugging, kissing and crying in this overblown horse opera set in Montana during World War I.

Junior (1994) *

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emma Thompson are the parents, but he's the mother and she's the father. Ridiculous concept, unsuccessful film.

It Could Happen To You (1994) *

The chemistry is great between Nicolas Cage and Bridget Fonda, but the film (about a married cop sharing a winning lottery ticket with a waitress) is extremely manipulative.

I Love Trouble (1994) *

Campy action film starring Julia Roberts and Nick Nolte as two ace reporters investigating a mysterious train crash. *

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) *

Bizarre and boring film starring Tim Robbins, Paul Newman and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

The Flintstones (1994) *

John Goodman is perfectly cast as Fred Flintstone, but the film is very boring.

Dark Side Of Genius (1994) *

Terminally boring thriller about a female art critic befriending a homocidal artist.

The Client (1994) *

Mediocre adaptation of John Grisham's bestselling novel.

Canadian Bacon (1994) *

A misguided and totally unfunny film about a "war" between United States and Canada. Michael Moore's only fictional feature.

The Beans Of Egypt, Maine (1994) *

The life of a white trash family in rural Maine.

Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) *

Overrated and disappointing horror movie.

The Swan Princess (1994) *

An unsuccessful musical cartoon with forgettable characters.

Suture (1994) *

Brother of a murder suspect survives a car explosion.

Spanking The Monkey (1994) *

One of the sickest and most disgusting films to hit the movie screens in a long while.

The Santa Clause (1994) *

Mediocre Christmas comedy starring Tim Allen as Santa Claus.

The Rook (1994) *

Terribly boring mess about a private eye investigating a series of murders.

The Paper (1994) *

Mediocre film about journalists.

Nell (1994) *

Jodie Foster performance is superb, but the film (about a wild mountain girl) is only moderately successful.

Murder In The First (1994) *

Kevin Bacon and Christian Slater star in this grim courtroom drama about the inhuman treatment of prisoners in the Alcatraz prison.

Little Odessa (1994) *

Violent, but meditative gangster film.

I.Q (1994) *

Uneven, often a bit too precious comedy about Albert Einstein's niece (Meg Ryan) falling in love with a service station attendant (Tim Robbins). But Walter Matthau is superb as the famed scientist.

Clean, Shaven (1994) *

A disturbing drama about a disturbed man.

Blue Sky (1994) *

Jessica Lange won an Oscar for her performance as a wife of an Army officer (Tommy Lee Jones).

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) *

Silly, tasteless comedy starring Jim Carrey.