May 5, 2009

Mère et monde (2009) ***


Antoine (2009) **

Well-directed documentary about a blind boy.

Silence on vaccine (2009) *

Controversial documentary about the dangers of vaccination policies in Canada, United States and France. Politically right-wing, the film mostly promotes the views of vaccination skeptics such as conservative Republican Congressman Dan Burton of Indiana (who believes that his own grandson became autistic after being vaccinated). English title: "Shots In The Dark".

Last Train Home (2009) **

Documentary film about Chinese people working very far away from home.

3 saisons (2009) *

Canadian film about two couples facing unexpected pregnancies and a man seeking revenge.

Une Tente sur Mars (2009) *

Bizarre, extremely pretentious documentary about an abandoned mining town in northern Canada and its Native inhabitants. Another predictable "white people are awful" diatribe, though its representation of Natives as hopeless drunks is hardly politically-correct.

La Grande Ourse (2009) *

Confusing, but visually impressive horror film about parallel universes.

Carcasses (2009) *

A low-budget "Wall-E". Just kidding.

Magique (2009) *

Very boring musical film about a travelling circus.

Le Bonheur de Pierre (2009) *

Imagine "Jean de Florette" as a comedy, and you'll get "Le Bonheur de Pierre", a story of a gentle Frenchman (Pierre Richard) who inherits a small bed-and-breakfast in a little Canadian town, but finds himself hated and persecuted by his new neighbors. Amusing at times, but in a sadistic sort of way.

Je me souviens (2009) *

Atrocious, Communist-propaganda movie about labor struggles in a small mining town in Canada. Initially coherent, the film suddenly abandons its main political story mid-stream, and turns into a convoluted, incomprehensible mess. It's as bad as the worst films of Ed Wood Jr.

Les Grandes chaleurs (2009) *

A widow in her 50s has an intense love affair with a 20-year-old juvenile delinquent.

April 4, 2009

La Fonte des neiges (2009) *****

Bad Romance (2009) *****


Danse macabre (2009) ****

Wrong (2009) ***

A Depeche Mode music video directed by Patrick Daughters.

The New Tenants (2009) ***

An Oscar-nominated short clearly inspired by Tarantino.

Walk In Fridge (2009) ***


We Made You (2009) ***

Excellent music video from Eminem.

Paparazzi (2009) ***


Excellent music video from Lady Gaga.

Ça va mine de rien (2009) ***

Tarantinesque short full of hilarious dialogues.

The Heart Is What Remains (2009) ***

Nue (2009) ***

Pussy (2009) ***

Le Technicien (2009) ***

Amusing short about a TV repairman-turned-humanitarian activist.

LoveGame (2009) ***

Léger problème (2009) ***

Hilarious slapstick short about a man who defies gravity.

Ov Fire And The Void (2009) ***

La Monstre (2009) ***

Disturbing Canadian short film about a young girl sexually abused by her father.

Fantasme (2009) ***


Excellent short film about a BDSM encounter.

Lucky Girl (2009) ***

Short, but poignant film about sexual abuse.

The Cat In The Pan (2009) ***

Interesting short about an actress auditioning for a role.

Jardin Dead End (2009) **

"The Exorcist", short format.

In Cold Love (2009) **

Surprising short about a man who might or might not be a serial killer.

La Belle au verre de lait (2009) **

Amusing short about a strange girl.

Gilles (2009) **

Short film about a mentally-challenged man.

Un Après-midi au parc (2009) **

A short film set on a playground.

Surmenage (2009) **

A man thinks that he lost his son.

L'Homme et la bête (2009) **

Three friends try to kill a racoon in a basement.

Naissances (2009) **

Short film about lying.

Kavi (2009) **

Shocking, but manipulative film about child labor.

King Chicken (2009) **

Amusing short about a very shy guy.

Chambre d'à côté (2009) **

Réalisé par Guy Édoin, un court métrage sur l'échangisme.

Parking Space (2009) **

A young man tries to park his car.

Un Juego absurdo (2009) **

Argentinian short about a shy young man trying to talk to a girl.

Hove (2009) **

Touching short about the Armenian genocide. With Olympia Dukakis.

La Vie commence (2009) *

Short film set in the suburbs.

First Frost (2009) **

German short film about a horrible car accident.

Le Lit près de la fênetre (2009) *

French short set in a hospital room.

Jour sans joie (2009) *

Excellent ending of an otherwise tedious film about a car accident.

Mon cher Robert (2009) *

A pathetic, henpecked husband tries to see a prostitute.

M'ouvrir (2009) *

Short film about a young girl who practices self-mutilation.

Emma Fire (2009) *

Enigmatic, but pointless short starring Karine Vanasse.

Le Revenant (2009) *

Short film about a corpse.

The Delian Mode (2009) *

Short Canadian documentary about a British music composer Delia Derbyshire, who wrote the score for the TV series "Dr. Who".

La Chute (2009) *

A young teacher suspects that one of her students is physically abused by his father.

Tête blanche (2009) *

Visually interesting film set in a cold post-apocalyptic future.

La Neige cache l'ombre des figuiers (2009) *

Short film about deliverymen.

Les Mots (2009) *

Un homme rénove son chalet.

À mon frère (2009) *

Story of two brothers, one of them blind.

Toute la vie (2009) *

Forgettable short starring Pascale Montpetit and Jean-Nicolas Verreault.

You Belong With Me (2009) *

That's the infamous music video that caused Kanye West's outburst against Taylor Swift at the MTV Awards, when she won against Beyoncé's "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)". Let's just say that Kanye West was right and "Single Ladies" was indeed much better than "You Belong With Me"...

As Maltratadas (2009) *

A truly atrocious, badly made, Portugeuse short film about a ruthless pimp forcing young girls into prostitution and abusing his own family. Crude, manipulative trash.

One Last Dance (2009) *

Sentimental drama about an old woman remembering her youth.

La Nuit finira (2009) *

A boxer and his coach spend a night in a motel room.

Passages (2009) ****

Attached To You (2009) ****

Never Drive A Car When You're Dead (2009) ****


An animated film from Germany. Wacky, surrealistic and quite innovative.

Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty (2009) ****

Logorama (2009) ****

Le Tiroir et le corbeau (2009) ***

Vive la rose (2009) ***

Animated illustration of a French folk song from Newfoundland, sung by Emile Benoit. Nominated for a Genie Award as Best Animated Short.

French Roast (2009) ***

Memorable cartoon about a man who can't pay his bill at a café.

La Dama y la muerte (2009) ***

Impressive animated film from Spain. Nominated for an Oscar.

Épinette noire (2009) **

An animated film from Canada.

A Matter Of Loaf And Death (2009) **

Less impressive than previous Wallace & Gromit cartoons, but nominated for an Oscar.

M (2009) *

An abstract animated film from Canada.

Patience Of The Memory (2009) *

Animated film about Dresden and its artists.

March 3, 2009

Faithless (2009) ***

Dexter: Season 4 (2009) ***

Lost: Season 5 (2009) ***

Breaking Bad 2 (2009) ****


True Blood: Season 2 (2009) ****

K3 Prison Of Hell (2009) ***

Mad Men: Season 3 (2009) ****

The best episode of the season, "Shut The Door. Have A Seat" (the 13th and final episode), was directed by Matthew Weiner.

The Taste Of Stoya (2009) ***

Weeds: Season 5 (2009) ***

Californication: Season 3 (2009) ***


February 2, 2009

Duplicity (2009) **

Fairly enjoyable mix of rom-com and spy genres, starring Julia Roberts and Clive Owen as two sexy and debonaire ex-spooks trying to steal a secret shampoo formula.

Fish Tank (2009) **

9 (2009) **

Visually impressive animated film about little rag dolls fighting huge mechanical beasts in a post-apocalyptic universe.

He's Just Not That Into You (2009) **

Charming soap opera about dating rites and rituals, marital infidelity and romantic commitment. Great actors (Ginnifer Goodwin is particularly charming) in a sweet, but predictable film.

It's Complicated (2009) **

Intriguing film starring Meryl Streep as a divorcée courted again by her ex-husband (Alec Baldwin).

Under the Sea 3D (2009) **

The beauty of the marine life, in IMAX 3D. Filmed off the coasts of New Guinea and Australia. Narrated by Jim Carrey. Length: 40 minutes.

Invictus (2009) **

True story of how Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman) united black and white South Africa by promoting a rugby team. A PC cinema at its best.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) **

A modern adaptation of "A Christmas Carol", about a heartless playboy (Matthew McConaughey) who gets visited by ghosts of his former one-night stands, and realizes that he will end up alone and miserable, unless he allows himself to fall in love. Directed by Mark Waters, the film uneasily combines the witty sophistication of his best works ("The House Of Yes", "Mean Girls") with the saccharine sentimentality of his worst endeavors (like "Just Like Heaven").

(500) Days of Summer (2009) **

An analytical deconstruction of the concepts of love, romantic bliss and breakup. Brilliant narrative structure, but a bit too cerebral for its own good. Zooey Deschanel ("Gigantic") gives a truly luminous performance.

Knowing (2009) **

Ingenious mix of horror and science-fiction, staring Nicholas Cage as an MIT astrophysician who comes across a mysterious piece of paper that predicts the greatest human tragedies. The film has a great concept, many surprises, and a daring ending, but it's dragged down by very clumsy treatement of human relationships. Like all Alex Proyas films ("Dark City", "I Robot"), it works far better on a cinematic level than on a human level.

Brothers (2009) **

Rather predictable drama about an Afghan war veteran returning home to his wife and daughters.

Taken (2009) **

Very effective chase thriller about an ex-CIA operative (Liam Neeson) going after Albanian pimps who have kidnapped his daughter. As Roger Ebert correctly points out, our hero is "a one-man rescue squad, a master of every skill, a laser-eyed, sharpshooting, pursuit-driving, pocket-picking, impersonating, knife-fighting, torturing, karate-fighting killing machine who can cleverly turn over a petrol tank with one pass in his car and strategically ignite it with another (...) It's the set-up for a completely unbelievable action picture where Mills is given the opportunity to use one element of CIA spycraft after another, read his enemies' minds, eavesdrop on their telephones, spy on their meetings and, when necessary, defeat roomfuls of them in armed combat." But what Eberts fails to notice is that the film is also racist like hell, and it takes a neocon like John Podhoretz in the "Weekly Standard" to be outraged that the film's villains "are not just white slavers, not just bad guys, not just slave-keepers. They're Muslims. (...) It's about an American who goes to rescue his innocent daughter, slaughters dozens of evil Muslims in the process, and doesn't give it a second's thought. Taken is a 9/11 revenge fantasy, even if audiences don't quite know it, and its success reveals that even now, more than eight years after the attacks, a somewhat well-wrought version of such a fantasy has the power to seize the American imagination." All this is true, of course, but it must also be pointed out that Taken is a major disappointement because, despite its subject matter, is has no nudes scenes at all. And that's even worse than being "completely unbelievable" and racist.