January 1, 1997
'Til There Was You (1997) *
The script promises a romantic comedy in the vein of "Sleepless In Seattle", but the finished film is an undigestible turkey that peeps, creaks and squeaks for almost two hours, torturing viewers unfortunate enough to have wandered into a cinema whose owners were dumb enough to have booked it. Viewers should probably initiate a class action lawsuit against the makers of this film for causing them mental anguish, emotional distress and the loss of faith in cinematic art.