August 8, 1998
Hasards ou coincidences (1998) *
Words can hardly describe the utter worthlessness and the painful wretchedness of this monumental disaster. The incoherent plot involves an Italian ballet dancer (Martines), her brief affair with a painter (Arditi), and her encounters with hockey players in Montreal, polar bears in Churchill, Manitoba, and divers in Acapulco. Actors appear bored and indifferent, as if waiting for the director to return to the set.