Lost And Found (1999) *

Directed by Jeff Pollack. With Sophie Marceau, Patrick Bruel and David Spade. Brainless, witless and tasteless farce about an all-American loser (Spade) trying to score with a gorgeous French chick (Marceau). But he has to compete with her ultra-suave, evil ex-boyfriend (Bruel). To make the plot more interesting, Spade kidnaps Marceau's little pooch and tortures him throughout the film. If you like dog poop jokes, brace yourself for a huge treat.