Three To Tango (1999) *

Directed by Damon Santostefano. With Neve Campbell, Dylan McDermott and Matthew Perry. An idiotic sitcom about an architect (Perry) who must pretend to be gay, because otherwise an evil tycoon (McDermott) wouldn't let him hang around his mistress (Campbell). It was probably pitched as "a gay Born Yesterday with that babe from Party Of Five - yeah, the one with bunny teeth - screwing that handsome lawyer from The Practice - no, not the fat one - and falling in love with that hunk from Friends - you know, the one who's sleeping with Monica".