Dick (1999) *

Directed by Andrew Fleming. With Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Williams and Dan Hedaya. You don't have to be a Republican to hate this lame and politically misguided flick about two teenage girls working in Nixon's White House. Trying to find humor in the Watergate scandal, the film ends up turning everybody (from Nixon to Woodward and Bernstein) into creepy buffoons. To quote from the film itself, "You suck, Dick".