Thomas And The Magic Railroad (2000) *

Directed by Britt Allcroft. With Alec Baldwin, Mara Wilson and Peter Fonda. Naughty tots at home? Well, making them watch this asinine kidpic about talking trains would certainly be the most cruel form of punishment they could ever face. Part model animation, part live feature, this is arguably the worst children’s movie since "Barney’s Great Adventure".